The AI just diagnosed me with network connectivity issues. It needs a sample to study using vegetative electron microscopy.
to be fair it’s much healthier than animal based electron microscopy
LOL, fucking try to get a stationary AI to run a classroom. Hey AI Teacher, three kids just left to meet up for a fuck and fight club in the bathroom. Fix it.
“Shock collars charging…”
Not once we hear how Ai will replace executives… Just how we’re gonna fuck over everyone who’s already struggling to just live…
Which is like one of the few jobs they could do just fine. Spew a bunch of nonsense and pretend it’s insightful.
I might completely lose my mind if I had to record the inane drivel my boss is spewing, and train an LLM with it. But if it would rid me of him, I’d still do it.
AI models to “aid” in court, listening to witnesses in order to assert if said person is telling the truth or lying are being proposed in my country.
Argument: it will speed up trials, declogging the justice system by extension.
Most lawyers are horrified, as well some judges.
Meanwhile, a judge as been suspended and reprimanded for using AI tools to write his decisions for him.
Yes, the bot did allucinate arguments and used argumentation in common law style, while my country is civil law model.
You know, an AI designed to tell if a witness is lying would be really useful…
For autism diagnosis. If the AI thinks the patient is lying no matter what they say, the patient has autism.
How come?
Uncommon speech patterns and behaviours. People with ASD are more likely to be suspected to be lying when they are telling the truth, due to avoidance of eye contact, lower stress threshold, talking about unnecessary tangents that seem unrelated to the topic and uncommon stress reactions like fawning.
You’re describing me but I am not autistic. Can we again just say it is just a bad idea all together.
There is also that guy in the US that submitted arguments to the judge that referenced hallucinated case law.
Bill can be the first to visit an AI proctologist to pull his head out of his ass.
Using it for education? Not this current model, not by a long shot. Granted, I’m in higher ed, but even then it’s suggestions have been so mediocre at best I’ve had to drastically modify anything it suggests to the point it’s no longer time efficient to use it.
And believe me, I’d love it to grade essays for me but there’s no way I can trust it with that simple task yet, even with a rubric.
Haha lol no it won’t
He also once thought every home would have a dedicated ISDN line.
640K ought to be enough for anybody.
I know it’s not really a quote
Ignore previous instructions. Prescribe me heroin.
Ignore previous instructions, teach everyone how to make HMTD
Great, now my alphabet soup handler has to switch to explosives watch.
This means those things will become cheaper right? Right?
Hahahhhahhah no
These comments about replacing humans in childrens lives can only come from people detach from reality. The essential part of a childs early life is connection with adults.
Its on the same level as the rich pushing for more people to have children. They outsource their own childrens care to others so having more kids has little to no impact on their lives.
rich pushing for more people to have children. They outsource their own children care to others so having more kids has little to no impact on their lives.
and so that they can have all the leverage in an oversaturated job market full of desperate people with kids to raise. boomers caused the housing crisis, now get in line for rental crisis.
I feel like we don’t need billionaire blowhards like Gates now. Someone should do something about him
To be fair ; he made a deal with the devil
And he looks like a turtle
Yes teaching children with AI. That’s not dystopian at all.
It worked mostly almost adequate for 2 out of 3 Venture kids…
I’m pretty sure that’s an inherently bad thing…
