Based on savings, so there are no checks

No shit, someone just pulled that number out of their ass because it sounded good. Regardless of how much bullshit and nonsense this is, I would rather have a functional government keep the money and use it effectively than whatever the fuck this administration is currently doing.

We’ll all get $300 gift cards.

I’m spending mine on coffee

NO WAY!!! How could this be truuuueeee??? 🤣

“Might not be”? Understatement of the century.

Kinda like Biden’s $2000 checks weren’t $2000 checks?