• SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    I watched a group of friends start a game. I warned them not to do the 400 for landing on go and the taxes go to free parking and all that bullshit. They said itā€™s more fun that way. I said when youā€™re crying in 3 hours I will rub it in your face.

    3 hours later they were raging and I rubbed it in.

    Also my little cousins invited me to play. I said OK, but only if we play by the written rules. I intended to demolish them so they wouldnā€™t want to play anymore because monopoly sucks. I grabbed the green corner, caused a housing shortage (itā€™s part of the game and the best strategy, never upgrade to hotels) and wrecked them. Rather than being sad, they immediately wanted to play with their friends to similarly wreck them.

    Tangent aside, the whole game should take no longer than 45 minutes.