• Arbiter@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    Hello valued customer, please provide 59.99 a month for your new HP+ Subscription or kindly go fuck yourself.

    -HP Support

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      7 days ago

      Hi HP Support! Thanks for your reply! Does that 59.99 a month include the ink and paper? That’s actually a decent deal if so!

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        7 days ago

        Ink and Paper are sold separately, the HP+ Subscription entitles you to general warranty services and premium early access to ink restocks.