• WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    They need Jeeezus!

    OMG. Wait. If we ever do try to figure out how to translate their language…

    Someone is going to actually try to teach them Christianity. I guarantee it. It’s inevitable.

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      18 hours ago

      Mark my words, the moment dolphins become christian they’ll start a crusade and I don’t want to be around for that

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        16 hours ago

        There’s an interesting fate I would have never seen coming,…burned at the stake in the name of Dolphin Jesus.

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          15 hours ago

          If it is true that man was made in God’s image then we are ungodly creatures in the eyes of devout Christian dolphins