• qyron@sopuli.xyz
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      2 months ago

      […] smash epic beasts

      you picked a very lenient verb to designate whatever actions you’re going to inflict on the monsters

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    If I’m not the farmer?

    I would follow a pre-scripted path depending on the day of the week and season, and refuse to accept more than two gifts. I would be a romance option, but the annoying kind that stays inside most of the time so it’s hard to build rapport.

    For extra credit, I would post ads inexplicably asking for someone to bring me a topaz to rub on my sore knees.