I’m from the US and fled to Canada during the second Bush Jr. administration. The funny thing is I’d kill to have that lovable idiot back in office. It’s amazing how you never really appreciate what you’ve got until you have something MUCH worse.

I have family in the military down there. Wouldn’t it be funny if they had to come up here to kill me and my family and seize my land? Boy wouldn’t my face be red! That would just be hilarious!

“Give us your water, your precious metals, your rare-earth minerals. Give us all your shit or risk invasion.”