United States is that one once really attractive athletic and popular teenager who peaked during their late teenage years and now is a morbidly obese adult loser acting as if those times are still happening.

No, you’re correct. I’m just mad it took this long to help out Ukraine.

Fuck Trump, he is an orange micro-dick dumb fuck. Europe is pitifully impotent pacifists and also pathetically hesitant in helping nearby allies. Both can be true.

Why didn’t this happen in 2014 when Russians were already deep into their illegal invasion? Why did it take almost half a decade for you Europeans to help your fucking neighbor who needed it since the very beginning?