It reminds me of my ex’s math. She’d use her credit card to buy something useless for “us” that we didn’t need. Then ask me to pay her back for half of it, since it was for us, in cash. At the end of the month, she’d ask me for help paying her credit cards. Finally, she’d eBay whatever it was she bought because “we weren’t really using it”, and keep the money.

Our value comes from our superior bean-based posting economy.

Better Off Ted needed another season.

You don’t. Language evolves. At this point, I’m more annoyed by the people calling it out and complaining about it that I am about seeing it in headlines.