Have been for a while. Probably for ever. True of probably any country.

It just sounds like ideal world stuff.

Sorry but I don’t think you understand that there are people out there that don’t have the spare change to buy an extra fridge, bottle of water, and 20 packets of noodles.

Typo intended or not?

They will never get the joy of finding porn in a bush.

Can’t remember where it happened, but I’ve read about someone being pulled over for pulling away from the traffic lights too quick.

No. But who talks about this kind of thing?

“Reet” in Yorkshire.

This one is because when houses had straw roofs, cats and dogs would sit up there, and come down in the rain.

“The dogs bollocks” is another, same as bees knees.

Depends on context for me.

That’s a fair point actually. The recruitment industry is a shitty business.

Everyone deserves respect, provided they haven’t been a dick head.