I don’t know why people post images of text on social media. If they had just copied/pasted, it would have word-wrapped for literally everyone. But a horizontal image of text is bad on a smartphone. I have to zoom in so I can read it, pan right to the end of the line, drag left to the next line, and so on. Or I could go into my phone’s settings, enable screen rotation, re-orientate my phone in my hand, zoom in again, and maybe I can read it all now… More often than not, I just skip the post.

It’s capitalism… When every CEO, Board Member, and shareholder wants a yacht, it’s literally never enough. They even created a term to describe this inevitable deterioration of every company’s product: enshittification.

Can’t I just have sex with your cousin? Does that count?

I don’t think I’m going to the right funerals…

Aww… Thanks for posting the truth, but I’m devastated.

• They’re closely related
• They were having public sex
• They refused to stop
• It was during a funeral
• The funeral was for their shared grandmother

Does OP have bedbugs!?

But now I’m cucumberassed.

How dare you screenshot a “play” button. Some things are just not okay, no matter the context…

“Can I pet your dog?”
“Sorry, they’re not good with strangers.”
“No worries! Wouldn’t want to stress them out…”

internally, heart collapses in on itself. I have become a sadness burrito, filled with pain

He even chickened out of his recent offer to come on the Daily Show and debate Jon Stewart! He’s a Nazi coward even when it’s just talking…