I thought that’s what aliases were for?

The writing was engaging but that was way too long without to read without carving out time. Does anyone have a TLDR version because I jumped before even knowing what the take away was going to be or how it’s related to the title.

My first egg cost me $600. I’m 7 years in and if it weren’t for the fact that egg prices have escalated so much I’d still be losing money on every single egg because the industrialization of eggs makes it less expensive to buying them under normal circumstances.

Now let’s talk about the reason they’re currently expensive. Bird flu. Imagine every yard with chickens in it. Instead of a few locations to protect, you now have hundreds of millions. Which results in billions of potential vectors for the spread of disease.

I know everyday that I could walk outside and find my birds sick with the bird flu because some bird pooped by flying overhead. I may have to cull my entire flock of a dozen or so chickens, six five ducks and seven geese. And then when I decide to replace them I’m going to be priced out of the market by everyone else replacing their birds.

No shortage of eggs at my place.

Obviously the cats. Not the birds.

Not my gravity well, not my problem.

I would never shoot into the sky. What goes up must come down.

Do a stool sample for parasites and you will find all kinds of eggs coming from cats.