You mean I get to love on the Discworld on the backs of 4 giant elephants on the back of a cosmic turtle?

HELL YEAH!

They’ve also made chocolate for a long time now

I care

Because I’m stealing yours too

Never underestimate the value of good cardio health.

Being able to trudge for long periods of time in difficult terrain is a very useful skill.

Bonus points for knowing how to navigate without digital technology, where we’re going we don’t want to geo-pin ourselves.

What a terrible day to know how to read

I’m going to go do something pleasant now… Away from this post.

For me my favorite is the, “Maybe I’m actually gay and in denial?” Which quickly flips to, “Maybe I’m actually straight and in denial?”

Ah the bi-cycle, how I love and hate it. It’s my life though so meh, the party will continue. Lol

Based

In terms of sheer number of firearms, I’m close to the average American gun owner

Still below average though lol

And don’t forget, knowing how to use your weapons is more important than just having them. Yes an amateur with a weapon is still dangerous, but someome who knows how to use a tool is far more effective than someone who doesn’t know how.

And if you know someone with a few different kinds practice with theirs before you buy your own. The last thing you want to do is get something you can’t handle/use and have it gather dust.

And stick to common calibers, trust me. You want to be able to get ammo basically anywhere without issue.