I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
I just had my phone update to 15 the other day, and was just about to post a screenshot of it showing the currently open apps, but then I remembered I use an alternative launcher so I wouldn’t be seeing whatever default Android does anyway. 🤦♂️
I mean, I tried it because of Picard, but I didn’t like it. I’ll stick to oolong and fruit teas.
I really just play video games, and the game I was best at was Rocket League. When I played, I was in the top rank and would regularly end up in matches with actual pros. I wanted to try going to RLCS, but I could never find teammates to sign up with.
But I also have 100% achievements in all 3 dark souls and elden ring, while currently going for Bloodborne’s. Sekiro I haven’t even beaten yet… Gonna have to cheese Owl.
I constantly worry the police are going to kick in my door and shoot my dogs before realizing they have the wrong apartment. Mostly I get this anxiety about it when standing in front of my door putting their leashes on so it has the added fear of being hit in the face by the door when they kick it in.
Roy G. Biv
violently thrown off the bridge of death
Reading Julius Ceaser in high school English.
Beware the Ides of March!
Can’t decide if it should be penis enlargement or the cure for baldness… 🤔 /s
Uncle Iroh?