Everyone knows supreme executive power is derived from Eurovision.

Yeah, slow nibbling at fascism is how the world got Hitler. Out the despot now.

Starship Troopers the novel was very interesting. It just wasn’t the half-comedy the movie was.

No, and also I don’t understand why auto rotate would be a dead giveaway for someone who watches pornography.

As if most of us don’t already watch pornography by default.