Damn. No one will ever buy this house. What a shame. It’s absolutely gorgeous in every other way.

This is standard when someone sells their house, as I understand it. There’s a disclosures form you have to fill out so that potential buyers (me) can see all the awful shit you would prefer not to tell anyone about. I assume you legally have to tell, though. So it’s a professional water testing outfit. I’ve never sold a house, so I haven’t done this myself before.

Yikes

It’s right on the east coast, in fact. An inlet, anyway.

It’s for a house I would like to buy. I don’t live there.

We’ll probably be required to drink leaded water soon, because it’s somehow good for corporate profits.

I don’t actually live here, I just want to. Except for the leaded water part.

This is the US here, remember

Nope, this is coastal Maine

Worth looking into, for sure

Do you think all the neighbors filter like this, or are their wells avoiding this problem somehow?

How are the neighbors not having to deal with this?