Friend of mine we by to the store to buy c64 games on tape. Took them home, copied them using a thing that would connect to datasette units at once. Went back to the store to return our exchange.

After a few rounds of this, the store said no more exchanges

Then he recorded a few seconds of silence somewhere on the tape and said ‘but it’s defective’.

Man. We were high rollers.

And should you insist that it did, this gentleman from the Ministry of Love would like to talk to you about your apparent delusions.