for reference: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Glasgow_kiss

i am now imagining demoman dressed in a kilt-apron, cooking haggis

“ohhh theyrr goin to hafta gluu yuu back togethrr, after yuu’ve had yer fill o my cookin!”

“haha, can’t handle my humor huh? Yeah go ahead and block me, snowflake!”
“man why do i not have any friends…”

i’ve been doing it wrong my entire life‽

i’m now starting a movement to say “newies” instead of “news”

they definitely faint when exposed to a glaswegian kiss

shiver me bussy, no cap arrr

i will never understand why people insist on mowing grass so short, what the fuck is the point of having it if you’re going to cut so short you’re partially plowing the soil???

REAL men drive a bus

something tells me elon’s daughter isn’t a big fan of fascism and bigotry