“Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.”

pushed to prod »on Friday«

• buy a sports car [company]: Elon
• lease a falcon: RFK Jr.
• start a cult: L. Ron Hubbard

your only loyalty to the company is to the paycheck and that bag ain’t coming out of your paycheck (no matter how much your manager whines about it) – put on your best dead face (maybe mix in a little of “did you just shit your pants?” revulsion) as you hand over a bag and get him out of the store and out of your life as fast as possible – life is too short to give his ego anything other than apathy and disdain

if I’m curious, I’m going through https://archive.today/ – not only are your ads not getting seen, you’re not getting my page views either