I love Throughline from NPR. Some of their episodes are very “cinematic” and great to listen too in bed with the lights off, though some might find some of the topics depressing, but you can mostly avoid thoose based on the titles (but those are sometimes the best episodes!!!)

Real ones plead the 3rd amendment (to never forcefully house troups in ones home)

Could this legitimately be used as a captcha? I just tried it and I can’t imagine a bot doing it. I wonder if there is a way to implement it without impacting accessibility though.