elon musk doenst have a functional penis.

this dude’s first call was to his lawyer to see what his marital status was with this

I’ll be seeing this - but i am definitely assuming Keanu is, at best, a cameo.

that’s nice - but like WTF are you gonna DO about it?!?

if these shitheels continue to avoid consequences i see no reason to pay my taxes or follow any laws.

he’s “boiling the frog” too quickly, which will lead to Vance using the 25th to “restore normalcy” allowing MAGA to continue destroying the country, just a little more quietly.

NOOOOO!!! 😭😭😭😭