LinkedIn says that while most of their personnel are of Russian origin, they are mostly based in Cyprus too. Less than 10% works from Russia as far as I can tell

There IS a European (as in designed in geographical Europe) CPU that’s binary compatible with x86 and even can run Windows: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elbrus-8S

You are right - I forgot about the domain name requirement, sorry.

migadu.com