I heard the US and Canada haven’t even had a phone call yet. This is the way. Just ignore the orange idiot.

If he throws a tariff, don’t bother talking to them. Just respond with a like tariff to red states and move on with life. Talking doesn’t do anything with Trump and he’s a fucking liar and will go back on previous deals anyway. There is no point in a discussion.

When the US attacks Australia, the ICBM are going over the pole.

I personally don’t have the time in my life right now to go to the US, not have the correct paperwork depending on the mood of someone in charge, and ending up in a detention camp in Arizona for two weeks.

I hope they grow Gros Michel bananas. These were the bananas that everyone ate until the crops were wiped out in the 50s by fungus. Artificial banana flavours always has more flavour and a richer taste than the common Cavendish banana. This flavour is mimicking the Gros Michel.

I’ve never had one, but they are still grown today but never in numbers for global export.

That’s a way to get ketchup on the walls.