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The demands:

• give Alberta full access to export oil to the north, east, west, south, up, and down

• stop saying mean things about oil and gas

• acknowledge that carbon dioxide is what plants crave

• double pollution in other provinces so Alberta doesn’t stand out so much

• put a tariff on the sun to stop solar power being so underpriced

• end the prohibition on littering

• dig a canal through B.C. so oil tankers can get to Edmonton

• halt the federal censorship of energy companies

Canada Proud appears to be Poilievre’s brand name for spreading lies he can’t get away with repeating himself.

Antagonizing the journalists, what a strategy — it worked so well for Maxime Bernier.

I felt like I was reading educational material from a high school textbook illustrating the way in which journalists usually fail to understand anything involving numbers. It’s not so much cherry picking, more like just randomly grabbing a few data points in the vicinity of a cherry tree which might include fruit, squirrels, wingnuts, and ball bearings and then instead of doing any meaningful analysis just throwing them into an AI-powered blender. And then to top it off, it ends with:

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In case you were wondering why Canada needs so many fighter jets, so far in the 21st century their notable uses have included:

• Provide a show of force at G8 meetings, Olympic games, and other such events

• Drop bombs on Libya

• Drop bombs on Iraq

• Drop bombs on Syria

It’s too bad that “The Great Reset” they have in mind is just tearing down democratic institutions and handing all power to fascists, because a reset that was truly great might be worthy of consideration: All debts cancelled, all bank balances zeroed, all existing copyrights and contracts annulled, ownership of homes falls to those who live in them, ownership of factories and fields are granted to those who work in them, and after a period of great confusion we start again from there.

I haven’t spend a lot of time fantasizing about unlikely crossovers but now that you mention it: Grand Theft Auto + Animal Crossing

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Rule 1: Crushing people with tanks is fine so long as it’s our side doing it.

Literal fucking tankies. I wonder if they will ever come to their senses. Oh well, it’s not as if there aren’t Nazi instances somewhere on fedi as well.