“People owning the means of production” versus “the State owning everything and dictating the life of everybody” is a semantics test now?

Where is that “it’s real communism if” flowchart with the “do the workers own the means of production” test? It’s needed here.

If only people would stop pretending those fantasy words had any resemblance to reality.

Honestly, society would be much better if marxists, anarchists, and etc just converted into delusional Star Wars fans or something like that.