Damn I sunk sooo much time into SimCity 2000, when I was like 10 years old and hadn’t the faintest clue what the fuck was going on.

When the city inevitably went to shit, I just called in the UFOs 😅

Sad reality: as long as the stock market moves, they can make lots of money. Up or down? Doesn’t matter. Just gotta know Dear Leader’s next genius move a little bit ahead of the rest of the market