Transaction: it is what he would do if he thought I could get away with it. Because Trump is the biggest, and most massive piece of shit ever to exist since Hitler.

So, if you would do that too, you are also that big of a piece of shit.

It has been my observation in life that those who blame others for their own actions simply hope others would do that thing in order to make their own transgressions seem more palatable.

Of course, this is an entire series of logical fallacies on top of the fact that most people aren’t pieces of shit.

In short, it’s an obvious lie, and anyone who is pulled in by this obvious lie is a piece of shit just like Trump.

You can, and it kind of does. Back in my 20s, when my nipples were still pierced, I tried this when I was really drunk. Thank goodness, the pictures have been deleted.

So much for “thoughts I’ve never had before”