If it would please you, you are a most detestable wench with no lands or titles, and thy garden is that of a common Welshman.

I wish they had some kind of iron chef for microwaves.

I might become a nudist just to get out of folding the laundry.

I’ve worked in computer networking for over twenty years, and I can confirm dog packets are superior to TCP or UDP.

Oh wow! Goth eldar! I’m sure nothing bad will happen.

I just looked this up and I’m definitely gonna try it out.

Sometimes I feel dumb, but then I see a video like this and think maybe I’m not THAT dumb.

The sack of Rome must have been sexy as fuck.