If it has an Xbox-style, controller-first interface, and its cost is subsidized by future game sales, that would be interesting. But at this point the Xbox division seems like they’re just phoning it in these days.

Worried this will just be another expensive, “us too!” handheld PC with poor battery life.

You can still be the cream of the crop.

a powerless, palm-sized carp

Pfft, that’d have to be some sort of… I don’t know… magic carp or something.

Don’t play with my emotions like that!

“Have you tried installing Linux on your computer recently?”

“WTF is a computer?”