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minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-23 days agoOmfg, I just realized that there are people out there living their lives without having the ability to brutally smash their penises with a cup … ? How can they go on like that? Life is so unfair.
minus-squarewaterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoYou mean they can just put on pants without first having to brutally smash their penis flat with a coffee mug?
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoFell down an internet rabbit hole, and … dickless people might be real!! Some even claim as much as every other human out there. I personally don’t believe everything I read on the internet (fibre or mycelium), but there sure is a lot of evidence.
Omfg, I just realized that there are people out there living their lives without having the ability to brutally smash their penises with a cup … ? How can they go on like that?
Life is so unfair.
You mean they can just put on pants without first having to brutally smash their penis flat with a coffee mug?
Fell down an internet rabbit hole, and … dickless people might be real!! Some even claim as much as every other human out there.
I personally don’t believe everything I read on the internet (fibre or mycelium), but there sure is a lot of evidence.