My first ever paid gig was drawing boobs for someone in the first grade. I wish I framed that dollar.

Graphic design. Very graphic.

There’s a whole lot of big titty art porn.

There’s a whole lot of furry art porn.

There’s a whole lot of futanari art porn.

And yes. They’re all legit artists.

Curiously, the when famous artists who go through a porn phase that’s an indication that the big capitalist economy isn’t doing what it’s supposed to be doing (e.g. lifting all boats).

My dad/friends: “That’s a really cool programming problem you just asked me about. Here’s how I would solve it. By the way, what program did you say you were making again?”

Me, trying not to explain that I’m making a desktop e621 client: “Umm”

“Oh I’ve been practising drawing. Lots of plans for comics I’ll be making soon, I hope.”

“Can I see your practice drawings?”

“…No.”

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