Meme in a format “chads vs soyaks”:
Chads - Polish idioms
- Whore will not rip off head off of a whore
- You ask a boar if they shits in the woods
- Flies are pooping, spring is coming
- Grandma’s shitting has ended
Soyaks - English Idioms
- Every cloud has a silver lining
- In the eyeof the beholder (with image of soyakish dnd beholder)
- Once in a blue moon
- Elehant in the room (image of soyak elephant)
English idiom in the vein of Polish shit idioms:
First time I heard a variation of it was from Mike Nelson on MST3K. He said crap instead of shit, obviously.
My family has always used “shit in one hand and wish in the other, see which one’s ready first”
This is the version I’ve heard, but anytime I try to use it, I forget everything after “shit in one hand” and just trail off
This is the best thing I’ve seen online in a week.
I prefer that one to the other one that means the same thing:
If wishes were fishes, we’d have some to fry.