Noot Noot

When people come over for dinner, I explain to them if the food is too hot, to spit it out and avoid suffering severe burns. They are like, thanks but I’m not stupid, which is a great setup for a story:

So my friend shoves a huge forkful of baked potato I serve into his mouth. Days later, his dentist asked why didn’t he just spit it out as he removes rotting flesh from his mouth.

She incests on eating them immediately.

I read somewhere that she did mocap for Mass Effect:Andromeda /s

Boil em. Mash em. Stick em inna stew.

Nope. Didn’t see “cool em” anywhere.

Lemmy algorithm so hot right now:

I like how this is also a good illustration of her hyper-mobile eyebrow range.