Danielle could be immortalized as the plastic fork warrior, the kindest words I have for that idiot.

Alberta has a very high concentration of Americans that are here to take as much money as they can. Big oil in Alberta are actually Americans, well except for Nexen which Harper allowed be sold to the Chinese CPP. The locals didn’t watch Kids In the Hall, these ones do spread for (wild) roses every chance they get.

She is a very stupid person, so none of what comes out her mouth surprises me, but it does piss me off.

It’s probably the lead and other toxins in the water. Basically brain worm.

When people come over for dinner, I explain to them if the food is too hot, to spit it out and avoid suffering severe burns. They are like, thanks but I’m not stupid, which is a great setup for a story:

So my friend shoves a huge forkful of baked potato I serve into his mouth. Days later, his dentist asked why didn’t he just spit it out as he removes rotting flesh from his mouth.

13% of Canadians are batshit insane, so this poll can be safely ignored.

Many are angry, so they blame the guy that’s been around for the last decade. They are too young to remember what Stephen Harper did and don’t seem interested in figuring it out.