Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoNever send a text message when drunklemmy.worldimagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1651arrow-down117
arrow-up1634arrow-down1imageNever send a text message when drunklemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squarejade52@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down18·4 days agoPretty sure it was a text meant for a girlfriend, sent to wife by accident.
minus-squarecmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down2·4 days agoHow can you be certain, there is no hint of infidelity in the texts.
minus-squareFeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoHow can you be so certain this is even real and not staged bullshit for upvotes?
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down9·4 days agoCalling his wife his girlfriend while drunk is the hint of infidelity. It inherently implies there’s a chance that he meant to text his sidepiece. Certainty, no, but it’s absolutely a possibility.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoWell, it’s at least not less funny
minus-squareMoonlightFox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days agoI often refer to my wife as my girlfriend. It’s cozy and it’s kinda like a very vanilla form of roleplay. “Remember when we were younger, and just met”-kinda thing.
minus-squareDeathray5@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoI thought I was cynical but there is always someone more jaded budum-tch
Pretty sure it was a text meant for a girlfriend, sent to wife by accident.
How can you be certain, there is no hint of infidelity in the texts.
How can you be so certain this is even real and not staged bullshit for upvotes?
Calling his wife his girlfriend while drunk is the hint of infidelity. It inherently implies there’s a chance that he meant to text his sidepiece.
Certainty, no, but it’s absolutely a possibility.
It’s funnier that way
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Well, it’s at least not less funny
I often refer to my wife as my girlfriend. It’s cozy and it’s kinda like a very vanilla form of roleplay. “Remember when we were younger, and just met”-kinda thing.
I thought I was cynical but there is always someone more jaded budum-tch