PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoSharks are too dumb to be malicious. Dolphins, on the other hand...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1633arrow-down13
arrow-up1630arrow-down1imageSharks are too dumb to be malicious. Dolphins, on the other hand...lemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square53fedilink
minus-squareeqslcv@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·1 day agoDolphins would fuck your family dude, those things are godless
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 day agoThis reminds me of the dolphin jokes that Lower Decks got away with in almost every season. Dolphins + Universal Translator = Instant workplace harassment.
minus-squareWoodScientist@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 day agoThey need Jeeezus! OMG. Wait. If we ever do try to figure out how to translate their language… Someone is going to actually try to teach them Christianity. I guarantee it. It’s inevitable.
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·18 hours agoMark my words, the moment dolphins become christian they’ll start a crusade and I don’t want to be around for that
minus-squareWoodScientist@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·16 hours agoThere’s an interesting fate I would have never seen coming,…burned at the stake in the name of Dolphin Jesus.
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 hours agoIf it is true that man was made in God’s image then we are ungodly creatures in the eyes of devout Christian dolphins
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoFeel like they have ATHF Hand Banana energy.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day ago“What do you think he means by that? ‘Tonight, you’? Like it’s some kinda threat?”
Dolphins would fuck your family dude, those things are godless
This reminds me of the dolphin jokes that Lower Decks got away with in almost every season. Dolphins + Universal Translator = Instant workplace harassment.
They need Jeeezus!
OMG. Wait. If we ever do try to figure out how to translate their language…
Someone is going to actually try to teach them Christianity. I guarantee it. It’s inevitable.
Mark my words, the moment dolphins become christian they’ll start a crusade and I don’t want to be around for that
There’s an interesting fate I would have never seen coming,…burned at the stake in the name of Dolphin Jesus.
If it is true that man was made in God’s image then we are ungodly creatures in the eyes of devout Christian dolphins
Feel like they have ATHF Hand Banana energy.
“What do you think he means by that? ‘Tonight, you’? Like it’s some kinda threat?”