• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      This reminds me of the dolphin jokes that Lower Decks got away with in almost every season. Dolphins + Universal Translator = Instant workplace harassment.

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      They need Jeeezus!

      OMG. Wait. If we ever do try to figure out how to translate their language…

      Someone is going to actually try to teach them Christianity. I guarantee it. It’s inevitable.

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        Mark my words, the moment dolphins become christian they’ll start a crusade and I don’t want to be around for that

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          There’s an interesting fate I would have never seen coming,…burned at the stake in the name of Dolphin Jesus.

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            If it is true that man was made in God’s image then we are ungodly creatures in the eyes of devout Christian dolphins

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        “What do you think he means by that? ‘Tonight, you’? Like it’s some kinda threat?”