PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoSharks are too dumb to be malicious. Dolphins, on the other hand...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1690arrow-down15
arrow-up1685arrow-down1imageSharks are too dumb to be malicious. Dolphins, on the other hand...lemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squareeqslcv@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·4 days agoDolphins would fuck your family dude, those things are godless
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·4 days agoThis reminds me of the dolphin jokes that Lower Decks got away with in almost every season. Dolphins + Universal Translator = Instant workplace harassment.
minus-squareWoodScientist@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·4 days agoThey need Jeeezus! OMG. Wait. If we ever do try to figure out how to translate their language… Someone is going to actually try to teach them Christianity. I guarantee it. It’s inevitable.
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 days agoMark my words, the moment dolphins become christian they’ll start a crusade and I don’t want to be around for that
minus-squareWoodScientist@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·4 days agoThere’s an interesting fate I would have never seen coming,…burned at the stake in the name of Dolphin Jesus.
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoIf it is true that man was made in God’s image then we are ungodly creatures in the eyes of devout Christian dolphins
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 days agoFeel like they have ATHF Hand Banana energy.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·4 days ago“What do you think he means by that? ‘Tonight, you’? Like it’s some kinda threat?”
Dolphins would fuck your family dude, those things are godless
This reminds me of the dolphin jokes that Lower Decks got away with in almost every season. Dolphins + Universal Translator = Instant workplace harassment.
They need Jeeezus!
OMG. Wait. If we ever do try to figure out how to translate their language…
Someone is going to actually try to teach them Christianity. I guarantee it. It’s inevitable.
Mark my words, the moment dolphins become christian they’ll start a crusade and I don’t want to be around for that
There’s an interesting fate I would have never seen coming,…burned at the stake in the name of Dolphin Jesus.
If it is true that man was made in God’s image then we are ungodly creatures in the eyes of devout Christian dolphins
Feel like they have ATHF Hand Banana energy.
“What do you think he means by that? ‘Tonight, you’? Like it’s some kinda threat?”