Is Welsh not an official language? Seems harsh.

Are there some specific Christian asses you are particularly hoping to see?

That Goodram site is awful. They don’t actually seem to sell their own goods, and direct you to a couple of 3rd party websites. Not even a link to their product, just the search page of other websites, neither of which seem to stock these items.

If you don’t notice your door being completely open, you shouldn’t be driving. The door is going to be ajar.

This is trying to say something deep and failing miserably.