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Anyone who needed a warning about this wasn’t capable of heeding it. Hell, they’d probably struggle with object persistence.

Last year I felt like the only films being released were sequels, spinoffs, or remakes. I’ve not checked this year so far because last year crushed my spirit on that front.

I’m rather a fan of Apogee’s Secret Agent. I loved it back in the day and then enjoyed the HD remaster of it a few years back.

I feel like I’m the only person that grew up with Mario 64 but doesn’t love it. I was really excited by it initially but when I played the game properly it just had this oppressive feeling of isolation and melancholy to it that was so off-putting.

I’m still waiting on the killer titles for the current generation of consoles. I’m frankly amazed that games have become so difficult to make, given how the graphical improvements aren’t leaps. Build a stylish lighting system, make sure your textures and geometry aren’t too ropey, and then make something creative.

I know it’s not that simple, obviously, but I was playing through a fifteen year old FPS yesterday and the difference between now and then is just not that big. It’s not nothing but the Gameboy philosophy of doing more with less would go a long way.

But… but… the line has to go up! Don’t you understand? It’s not going up! Panic!

I am shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

Gods forbid we make new IPs.

This is something I find weird about how farming works in the UK. The notion that it should be profitable is nuts to me. Food is so ridiculously important - surely we should be putting money in to get food out. The food is the profit!

I agree that the original is tighter, but I love the free-form adventure of 2.

Did you ever play it modded? The Restoration Project, Updated has two amazing addons that add more talking heads and more voice acting and they’re both of phenomenal, basically seamless quality. It’s really like putting on a fresh coat of paint on the old thing.

Played it? I voiced a talking dog in it!

Fallout 2 is probably one of my favourite games of all time. Absolutely amazing game, if a bit sprawly. I’ve played through it many times and expect I will do again.

Red Alert 2 - the pinnacle of the isometric RTS genre. Bordering on too silly but without tipping into absolute farce. Mechanically very strong, the art is lovely, and even has nostalgia for me.

The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth. Massive game but a run can be completed relatively quickly. I always disable the music because I don’t like games that try to scare and intimidate me. I’m pretty good at the game so it tends to be pretty relaxing for me, if a bit fugue-state-y.

Battlefield: Bad Company 2: the apex of the Battlefield multiplayer games for me. The others have plenty going for them, but BFBC2 was the best compromise between destructibility, player counts, etc. for my tastes. Sniping took significant skill and one couldn’t go prone - it meant that open areas didn’t feel like a death sentence (looking at you, later BF games!).

Assassin’s Creed: Origins/Odyssey two open world games with beautiful maps and locations to explore. I think I preferred the setting of Origins but the story of Odyssey. A bit of escapist fantasy, I suppose. I loved the Ezio trilogy too, mind you.

I’m contracted for 37.5 hours per week, which is pretty normal for the UK.