How do you know the wanker wasn’t related to you in some way?

I hate this attitude. “Never let your child out of your sight or they’ll immediately be kidnapped”.

You know they’re more likely to be abused by family than a stranger. By your rationale you should never allow family to see your children either.

My dream is to have two dishwashers so I don’t need to unload. Just pull dishes out of the clean one when needed and put back into the dirty one