This shit keeps me up at night while I play STALKER. America feels like the Zone sometimes; nobody’s in control, there’s a tendency to romanticize our shitty trashcore setting, everyone’s just living get-rich-quick scheme to get-rich-quick scheme, and there’s bloodsuckers and pigs everywhere. At least the zone is pedestrian-pilled.

Like, you lost the train? Did you look under the couch?

It’s been clear to anyone who read it that P2025 planned to dismantle the government and shred the constitution. If they were left leaning, the FBI would’ve been so far up the Heritage Foundation’s ass, they would’ve been looking through their eyes like a Scooby doo painting.

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