Isn’t that more a case of them not knowing how it works or how to make new formulas etc, because they were all written by a guy called Tony who left the company in 2002, and everyone’s been just using his templates and copy-and-pasting since?

Why didn’t they just add that 2% of National Insurance back on? (The one that Rishi Sunak pointlessly cut at the end of his term, that nobody had asked for and nobody wanted).

I know society expects me to dislike a macaroni cheese pizza, but that looks absolutely delicious.

Yeah, but how happy would you be to suddenly receive a:

“Hi, apologies for the delayed reply, it turns out I’m really bad at replying to messages. Anyway, I would absolutely love to meet up whenever suits you best - although I do understand you sent that message in 2006, and circumstances have likely changed…”

?

It’s hard to tell. I hope somebody has left a trail of single notebook pages, diary pages and dictaphones scattered in various drawers and cupboards nearby.