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[holding my index finger up to let by boss know I’m not yet ready to let him speak as I violently smash my penis with the mug in my other hand]
(Mondays be like that)
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Where’s the link to purchase?
If you send me a mug, I’ll write it on with a permanent marker :)
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That dickhead deserves it
Dorley?
This sounds like the type of thing that would bring physical pain and involuntary reactions
indeed it does sound like that
Unhinged
correct! no hinge detecded.
That’s painful just to read it.
You’re welcome! ☺️
I’m gonna need a
biggersmaller mug
Yup… that should do it.
Great post! Many thanks 👍
I do not understand this meme. Is this directed at trans women? If yes, why would you want to smash your penis? Wouldn’t it hurt really really bad?
Omfg, I just realized that there are people out there living their lives without having the ability to brutally smash their penises with a cup … ? How can they go on like that?
Life is so unfair.
The Aristocrats~ (4:46 for the most relevant bit, NSFW language)
You would expect something like “before I had my first coffee” because that’s what people do with mugs: they drink coffee. But there are other things you can do with mugs too. Things you don’t immediately think of but once it’s pointed out to you, it’s obvious and totally normal thing to do.
the joke is that “smashed my penis flat with this mug” is an inherently funny thing to say, and it’s even more absurd when it’s printed on the mug in question
it’s basically just minimal slapstick humor
Showed this to my straight cis and old boss. We both love this joke and think it would be a hilarious mug to encounter in the wild. Idk what’s not to get. It’s humorous because it wildly betrays the expectation of what one would expect to see on a mug by being absurd and vulgar.
Mix one into the show mugs at a coffee shop
I think it’s directed at people that like silly vulgar jokes
Don’t yuck my yum.
