• girlthing@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 days ago

    You know, I spent a lot of time today obsessing over how bad the world is getting, and wondering what the point of it all is.

    This. It’s this. I stick around for the weird motherfuckers who’ll do shit like this, and share it on the internet.

    If I must live through yet another apocaplyse, I want to do it with you.

  • bunnyBoy@pawb.social
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    4 days ago

    Damn, I just shaved my legs for the first time because I thought it would be fun (It definitely is interesting) like a week ago and missed the opportunity to do something like this for a laugh.

    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      4 days ago

      So, I actually shaved all body hair (save for the gentlemen’s region) in high school for big swim meets - it was a thing that the swim team did. Doesn’t actually make a meaningful difference unless you’re legitimately an Olympic-level competitor. I was always SUPER thrown off trying to sleep the night before the meet because sheets feel SO WEIRD on my skin without any hair on my limbs and chest.

      • bunnyBoy@pawb.social
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        3 days ago

        I missed quite a but, but my plan was always to shave and then Nair, so I gave it a day to let my skin recover from and shaving cuts/irritation, and the chemicals did the rest.

  • RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works
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    4 days ago

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      4 days ago

      Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

      Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

      For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

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        4 days ago

        The worst part is when someone triggers the emergency brakes at high speed and all the cum gets forced to the front of the train - that is when the laser-like leaks of highly pressurised cum cut down everything in a 1km radius.

        • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee
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          3 days ago

          My wife died from high velocity cum. I’m holding a silent vigil tonight, you’re welcome to come. Masturbation is allowed but only when silent and discrete.