Hey, that’s my girlfriend you are talking about!

all gas no brakes wcgw

lol wow, so that’s pretty blatant.

Ngl I love this energy.

I’m very serious when I say this: France should make this a core part of their foreign relations strategy with the US for as long as orangeboi keeps talking and perhaps planning to try to take over Greenland and Canada. It’s both hilarious and deeply appropriate.

I mean… if you try to use them as a hammer, the iPad’s gonna be more effective if you use the edge and not the front or back face. It’s made of fairly high grade aluminum.

I certainly don’t feel the need to explain any additional intimate details of my adolescent years to you

So, I actually shaved all body hair (save for the gentlemen’s region) in high school for big swim meets - it was a thing that the swim team did. Doesn’t actually make a meaningful difference unless you’re legitimately an Olympic-level competitor. I was always SUPER thrown off trying to sleep the night before the meet because sheets feel SO WEIRD on my skin without any hair on my limbs and chest.

If you think any security guarantee made between orangeboi and anybody but Putin himself is worth more than the paper it’s written on, I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn I wanna sell you.

Watch them kill it instead of letting it spin off and allowing people who know what the fuck they’re doing take over