my phones version is about as old as my cousin lol

HOOOONK!!

compared to my area where we don’t even have busses, trains are a dream

so it’s not actually addressing any of the issues that this sub has? Just a technicality?

I HAVE THE FREEDOM TO USE MY GOD GIVEN GOOGLE HOWEVER I PLEASE 🦅🦅🏇🤠🔫

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

just curious, when you were done how much did you miss? my first time I missed so much 😭

I’m on the side of “THERES NO FUCKING TRAFFIC CONE EMOJI?? I SWEAR THERE USED TO BE ONE, WHERE DID IT GO?!?!!”