SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE
I block her and I blocked the community about her y’all are kinda weird sometimes.
she will find you!
yes you can block her but she’s coming back on one of the other instances
Oh no I have to open my notifications and block her again, hmm maybe I should make a Nicole blocking bot…
You first.
But seriously, it gets annoying, but at the same time it’s the biggest scam on the fediverse right now that I know of. So I feel like a little visibility once in awhile (not 6 times a day) that lets people know about it is fine.
To anyone who knows: is there a way to filter out usernames containing that name? Like if I could block dms from my chosen instance, that’d be great. I’ve been getting 2-3 a week.
A few years from now people will have nostalgia about these early fediverse days and the weird and lame stuff like “the fediverse chick”
Wow those shenanigans not cheeky not fun
Tragic and cruel is all I’ve got left in the tank, sorry.
You’re just mad we all have a girlfriend.
Impressive she has the time for all of us!
She’s federated.
She’s a real go-getter, that one.
MAKE US WHOLE, ISAAC!
Why are you guys referring to her as Nicole, she says you can call her the fediverse chick.
Those who weren’t blessed by her aren’t allowed to address her by her proper title.
Good, don’t ask.
Don’t listen to him, OP! ASK!
Please someone create. I know it’s run its course, but it would be great to let some folks create Nicole memes to preserve it for future generations to enjoy. Just like Dat Boi.
Nicole and I are procreators.
Beautiful
I’m glad I’m not the only one, lmao.
Yeah, it’s run its course.
Dude, for real. We get it. You got a spammy DM from a “girl”. Do we really need two or three different communities dedicated to everyone posting the same fucking screenshot over and over?!
(“She” hasn’t DM’d me yet, but I can assure you that if she ever does, I will not be posting a screenshot of it anywhere. It will be summarily buhleeted and that will be the end of that.)
If it’s a rare Nicole you have to post it that’s the rules now. You have to. Promise if it’s a rare Nicole you’ll post. PROMISE
I genuinely have no idea what a rare Nicole even is because they’re all the exact same fucking thing. Oh look, here’s what her message looks like in Boost. Hey, here’s what her message looks like in Voyager. Hey have you seen what her message looks like in whatever that one that’s supposed to look like Old Reddit because fuck u/spez but we can still pine for the good old days?
But hey, sure. You know what? If I get a “rare Nicole” - and my assumption here is, like, she comes out as a furry, or sends indisputable proof of the true identity of DB Cooper, then yeah. Sure. I’ll post it.
At least it would be OC.
You’ll find your own Nicole one of these days.
I wanna see a full on Reddit-style investigation of the theory that it’s not a scam, but a malicious bullying campaign against the human shown in the pictures. If Lemmy solves a mystery and stops a crime, we could become the new superpower social media. 😌
Next up, we finally get to the bottom of that Boston Marathon Bombing.
It was those damn Mooninites!
We did it .world!
No more unless she’s made of beans.
And wearing jeans.
I will continue to talk about Nicole until she finally notices me! (Haven’t received a message yet, I feel left out)
Hey, that’s my girlfriend you are talking about!
Hey, that’s my girlfriend you are talking about!
*our girlfriend.
I got a message from her yesterday and I had never talked about her before so I don’t think you can summon her that way. I can forward you the message if that’ll make you feel better. I’ll be your Nicole.
I only got her message on a new account I made recently
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a Nicole post…
yes, rather post your enlightenment on !nicole@feddit.org
