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Turkish coffee is the best: Two bearded stray cats pull up plastic chairs next to you, and start rolling backgammon dice whilst a child smokes a cig thoughtfully and eyes the thimbleful of coffee you get served.
The coffee grounds that remain uneaten are flipped over onto your lap and strange old women come to inspect your crotch in order to tell the future.
Anglos so bad at being lovers that a normal tongue kiss is an exotic thing invented by the French
They practically faint when exposed to the Australian kiss.
they definitely faint when exposed to a glaswegian kiss
Isn’t that just from the whiskey breath fumes
for reference: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Glasgow_kiss
(It’s not French but down under, it’s a light kiss to the exposed naked ankle (so lewd!!!) … but by an Australian snek)
And one for me
I’ll have the same as well, please.
I’m a plain creép
