I gotta nominate the coffee literally and meticulously gathered from large cat shits for bougiest shit known. I mean, pine nuts are expensive but you can make a lot of pesto with just a small package of them and basil you grow at home in a windowsill.
i hate pesto because it needs pine nuts, which are the bougiest shit known to mankind
I shamelessly substitute with cashews. Italians have no jurisdiction in my kitchen
I eat my bougie foods straight out of the can, it’s how I know they’re high quality.
I gotta nominate the coffee literally and meticulously gathered from large cat shits for bougiest shit known. I mean, pine nuts are expensive but you can make a lot of pesto with just a small package of them and basil you grow at home in a windowsill.